(Source: alleyesandears, via fugrats)

oddbrad:

rnedia:

fun game: play peek-a-boo with your baby, but never reappear

my dad was good at this game

(Source: drarna, via katara)

e102gamma:

fresh out the vigina

(via 2treehill)

artsysauce:

sorry I can’t go to school tomorrow I fractured my motivation

(via fatblackpeople)

(Source: normalityisntkool, via thatsmoderatelyraven)

(Source: hokeyfright, via fuckisonyobiscuit)

ntmhbu:

pussy tight like my bond with god

(Source: hallmoniter, via honeyboo-boochild)

(via honeyboo-boochild)

(Source: nasai, via ejacutastic)

animayonaise:

what if nemo drowned in the pussy and thats why he swam to the butt

(Source: sluttyoliveoil, via davidisbeyonce)

rnickey:

no one is allowed to forget this

(Source: justpaprikaa, via burritoe)

cokeflow:

*regrets something I said 4 years ago*

(via keepitassy)

180mph:

im not passive-aggressive. im just aggressive. i dont even know what passive means. that doesnt make me stupid. ill fucking kill you

(via drarna)

distraction:

niick4:

omg what

just do it

(Source: uhhhitsjosh, via parishiltonsexslave)

thorhead:

It scares the living crap out of me that there are some girls my age with children like how do they even deal with that I can’t even keep my Sims alive without cheats

(Source: thordoftherings, via hmuifyoureblack)